Hello,

I'm Cool Duck. 'I started from the bottom and now I'm here', online. One of my excellent mates must have referred you here, you googled 'Cool Duck' or something of that sort (wtf is wrong with you?) or you are just a knob who got duck-rolled. I'm hoping its the first. This page was created to keep you South African 'Quacks' updated on latest news, give you practical advice on getting by and surviving the deeper reaches of Africa. I feel that I am a figure that you readers can relate to, a duck with sunglasses. Lets just see how this experiment goes. #DuckOff