Knob of the Week- Julius Malema

Its the post that people fast the whole week in anticipation for; the post which Oom Hendriks waits up all night to read. You guessed it, its Knob of the Week. This week's Knob should almost not be considered for Knob of the Week, because of his professional Knob status. But we will give him the benefit of the doubt and award him the honour anyway.

Ever since his return to politics, he has made, true to his fashion many accusations, revealed to us, the ignorant population of the many conspiracies and personal, dreamt up by our goverment and inflicted on this innocent member of the public. It was hard to chose which exact statement landed him the award this week. Was it that the 'tax case against him is a politically motivated conspiracy run by a group of Indians 'in bed' with Afrikaners'? Was it his call urging 'EFF members to be careful and keep their "governments" inside their zipper', a statement that not many people, I feel even himself, can begin to understand. Or was it his call for a Zim style land grad in South Africa? Its hard to tell. I begin to question, why do we even give this guy publicity? Maybe he is like one of those bullies that we learn to deal with, by ignoring them, so they go away?

 

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Knob of the Week: Julius Malema

Knob of the week

Its the post you have all been waiting for. Its the post that people have been standing outside the Vatican, praying for...It's Cool Duck's knob of the week

Okay, okay. It started off as a good idea. All the corruption allegations floating over your head, the whole labour unrest shinanigans. What could help ease the mind? He did what many of us would have done. He decided to have an office romp. But turns out this week's married knob chose an equally married black widow. Well at least finally we see that some activity does occur at the offices of Cosatu. Anyway this married black widow allegedly turned around and cried foul. In this alledged 'rape and blackmail scandal' the blackwidow demanded a small amount of R2m to settle the matter. And by doing so probably set the record for one of the most expensive romps in SA history.

It doesnt end there. Vavi made bizarre accusations earlier this month about some sort of planned foreign hit on his head and having to quit politics because of it. I'm sure there have been equally bizarre stories from cheating married men for taking labour relations to a whole new level.

Zwelinzima Vavi...What a Knob